Journal entries of the details of being laid off, or canned if you will.
So the chronology here is as follows. About four years of working in “big corpa” as an analyst for a large dinosaur retailer as of April 2018 and my first official day of being unemployed was this week. There’s a definite adjustment just as the caveman from Plato’s cave had to let his eyes …
After close to four years at my corporate cubicle hell open workspace hell, I reached the end of my PIP. The hammer dropped. I was gracefully dismissed and was escorted to the exit. It’s ok…I honestly should have quit two years ago when they switched from the Swingline to the Boston Stapler. Would you …
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Well it’s official. I’ve been canned and released from the duties of the daily grind. It will be a long time before I ever sit in that long disgusting line of cars that make up the daily commute. It’s going to take at least a couple weeks to decompress and adjust to this new gift …
Ok so where do we start here? It’s my narcissistic self absorption that wants to me to say let’s start with my life story but I’ll hold off for now. Let’s instead start out with the current situation summed up rather quickly. As of today, I’m approximately four weeks into what has …